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Tuesday, January 13, 2004

It’s been a lot of fun decoding my stats counter. I can tell when you’ve been here, what software you use, and what time zone you’re in! Of course, the only problem is I don’t know who ‘you’ is. As soon as I figure out how to, I will put some type of poll here.

A few minutes ago our new power inverter bit me. Seriously. It weighs over 110 lbs and while I was lifting it out of the box my finger slipped along the edge of the sheet metal and it gave me a deep, nasty 1/4 inch long cut. I’m typing with my left hand plus the thumb of my right hand. It’ll be interesting when I practice trumpet later on. The cut is on the inside of my finger where it bends, so when I straighten it (which I need to do to play) it opens up. The flesh that had protruded out has drawn back in which is good. (I know, this is gross, but it interests me for some reason.) A few years back I decided to
take all the pictures I could of injuries and come up with something like the pictural glossary in the back of my EMT textbook(GSWs(GunShotWounds) and eviscerations among some of the areas covered). Needless to say, we don’t have many injuries around here and our camera is less than one megapixel, so I gave up on it. When I was 10 or 11 years old I did a study on eyes, and the year following on the brain. Both items were obtained from the local butcher shop and dissected at the science fair. I had dreams of performing cateract sugery on a cow, and even drew up detailed diagrams on how I would do it. If any of you need discounted brain sugery, I’m availible!!!


I apologize if any of my writing here appears incorrectly punctuated. I usually write on an offline writing application and copy+paste it here and sometimes the punctuation marks don't work.


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